The Bro Code

[kongkek]

Originally Posted by AmericanExpress

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[AmericanExpress]

Article 84: A Bro shall stop whatever he’s doing and watch Die Hard if it’s on TV.

Corollary – Also the Shawshank Redemption, Top Gun, first half of Full Metal Jacket.

Article 85: If a Bro buys a new car, he is required to pop the hood when showing it off to his Bros.

Corollary – His Bros are required to whistle, even if they don’t know what they are whistling at.

Article 86: When a Bro meets a chick he shall endeavor to find out where she fits on the Hot/Crazy Scale before pursuing her.

Article 87: A Bro never questions another Bro’s stated golf score, maximum bench press, or height. He can however, ask the Bro to prove it, traditionally in the form of a wager.

[MyMyMine]

Quite an informative thread. Thank you for sharing.

[Rambutan]

I dunno what the fuck is the brother code, but here is a sex forum and not a place for code this code that! Plus TS managed to drag this thread from 2012 to 2014 and even got a supporter!

[cheekyboi1]

no such thing as bro code. a bro will keep all ur secrets. but when he wan to up ur girl.. all ur bro secrets will be out and he will be upping ur girl while u regret being his bro..

[sianguy2006]

copy n paste from the book..zz

[Bulleto]

The Bro code is an American thing (or Canadian) that I believe was created for fun. If you guys are familiar with North American TV, especially their comedies, The bro code is often used by the series, HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

Whether or not did the show's writers create the Bro code or not? I dunno. They probably rip it off from somewhere else for all i know.

To summarize in my own words. Pussy is temp, brother is for life.

And thats all i know about the Bro code.

[MrPleaser]

U missed out articles 60-62