Have not tried anal sex

[analog]

Hey Bros:

Have had anal with a few ladies, mostly my wife, never a FL. Wife was very into it for a while and still likes a good ass fucking from time to time. A few pointers....

First thing, FORGET PORNOS! They are bullshit. Before those actresses take it up the ass they've had an enema and usually have had a lubed up butt plug in their bum for 30 minutes or so to relax. You don't see all the preparation, just the fucking so its misleading, forget the pornos, they're not real life.

If you've doing it with an experienced lady, lots of lube and you're fine.

If you're doing it with YOUR lady for the first time, wife or gf, you need to do it right or you'll turn her off and it will never be offered again. DON'T HURT YOUR WOMAN! Also, if she wants to play with your ass, let her. Fair is fair and besides, if you've never had a BJ with your wife's lubed finger up your ass, you haven't lived.

Rule 1:
If she offers interest in anal DO NOT fuck her bum the first time...or even the second time, you'll hurt her. Don't be an idiot.
You play with her ass with your fingers and lube. An erect penis is MUCH larger than your finger which is why no fucking...yet. Suggest you pickup a butt plug from a sex shop as those are usually small, grease it up and slide it in. Lick her clit and bring her off with the butt plug or your finger in her ass. Then fuck her normally...clean up. Do this for a couple of weeks or even a month...DO NOT RUSH THINGS! You want her to become accustomed to cumming while something is in her bum. After a while she'll be asking you to stick your finger in her ass as she nears orgasm because it intensifies the sensations.

After a few weeks or a month, try 2 fingers and get a slightly bigger butt plug. Lube, lube, lube.

Once she's accustomed, she'll ask you to fuck her bum, don't worry. Again, lube, lube, lube.

Rule 2:
Clean, clean, clean. Always wear a condom else you could get an infection in your urethra. if you must bang her bum with no condom, make sure you pee immediately afterward. If you have a shit phobia, you won't like anal, sometimes there is some poo. if you're married with kids, poo shouldn't bother you, you've had newborns, you should be grown up enough to deal with it.

Personally, I've moved on from anal and mostly I just like normal sex now. Anal requires that you have towels and wipes ready, lube and all sorts of barang-barang. its fun to try but all the preparations take the spontaneity out of it. For example, you'd never take you cock our of her ass and then have her suck it but its quite a turn on to pull out of her pussy and give it to her to lick...sexy and slutty, very nice.

Anal is ok from time to time but I can appreciate that if you've never experienced it, it's forbidden fruit so go for it.

Do you remember, and asshole is not a pussy. pussies were designed for fucking, assholes were designed for shitting. You can severely hurt your woman fucking her ass so communicate LOTS, clean-clean and lube.

Happy fucking.

jim