Pick up lines on hot and sexy neighbor (need advice)

hayashi72 · #1 27-01-2014, 12:04 AM

Hi bros:
I got a hot and sexy neighbour staying a few units away from me. Young married lady in her late 20s or early 30s, no kids.
Every morning, I will time myself so that I can bump into her at the lift lobby.
So far, I only managed to say "hi" to her. Sometimes, I will peep through my windows to look at her. Sexy bums and can't wait to give her a good pump.

Need advice from bros here on pick up lines that I do not sound overly desperate.
By the way, she is very friendly and would smile at me if I happen to bump into her. But her husband is a snob.

netrot · #2 27-01-2014, 12:10 AM

Where she stay ? How you bump into her without her hubby around?

hayashi72 · #3 27-01-2014, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by netrot

Where she stay ? How you bump into her without her hubby around?

She would usually leave home in a different timing from her husband. You have any advice for pick up lines?

netrot · #4 27-01-2014, 12:16 AM

Bro .. Like I say where she stay and how do you know her timing? No info how to help?

napalmdeath · #5 27-01-2014, 01:08 AM

Maybe next step is to walk with her to the mrt station or bus stop? Then can start to ask her where she is working.

hayashi72 · #6 27-01-2014, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by napalmdeath

Maybe next step is to walk with her to the mrt station or bus stop? Then can start to ask her where she is working.

The issue is that I drive, and I think she knows that I drive.

Walking her to MRT station is pretty obvious. Maybe one of these days, I should apply leave, meet her, walk with her to MRT under the pretext of buying things at the interchange.

Thanks!

I will not mention where she is staying, just to protect her and my identity (I stay very near her).

hayashi72 · #7 27-01-2014, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by netrot

Bro .. Like I say where she stay and how do you know her timing? No info how to help?

Thanks bro!
I can't see the link between my request and the info that you want for me. Yes, I know where she stays, so no problem. Yes too, I know her usual timing for leaving home. Anyway, appreciated you replying to my request

pokepokeshiok · #8 27-01-2014, 02:19 PM

Hey bro, well i guess its good if you can get any latest updates near your neighbourhood and open with that? getting to know her and that handshake would break the no contact barrier.
*and you can masturbate to which ever hand you shook with* just saying

LoveindianmilfF · #9 28-01-2014, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by hayashi72

Thanks bro!
I can't see the link between my request and the info that you want for me. Yes, I know where she stays, so no problem. Yes too, I know her usual timing for leaving home. Anyway, appreciated you replying to my request

Hahah ya man..no link sia..hahah

hayashi72 · #10 29-01-2014, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by pokepokeshiok

Hey bro, well i guess its good if you can get any latest updates near your neighbourhood and open with that? getting to know her and that handshake would break the no contact barrier.
*and you can masturbate to which ever hand you shook with* just saying

Hahaha bro, that is a good one! Shake her hand, and then use the same hand to shake my dick.

I will take it slow, first get to know her, then as a friend. Patience maybe pay well.

bigbrudder · #11 29-01-2014, 04:47 PM

Got 1 good suggestion. You hire some pai kia to hassle her, then you jump out from nowhere to rescue her.

Remember to weave in some 'battle scars' to prove how hard you fought for her ... She will be so grateful that all 'doors' are open.

ah rat · #12 29-01-2014, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by hayashi72

Hahaha bro, that is a good one! Shake her hand, and then use the same hand to shake my dick.

Ts,She might also used her hand to rub her pussy after shaking hand with U

yangguo · #13 29-01-2014, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by bigbrudder

Got 1 good suggestion. You hire some pai kia to hassle her, then you jump out from nowhere to rescue her.

Remember to weave in some 'battle scars' to prove how hard you fought for her ... She will be so grateful that all 'doors' are open.

Alamak TS wants advice on pick up lines, not how to act as hero la.

Hmm.. I suggest you wait for the chance to bump into her again, then look directly into her eyes and says to her:

"Hey, I think your husband is a jerk. Please dump him and I will take care of you for the rest of your life!"

bigbrudder · #14 29-01-2014, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by yangguo

Alamak TS wants advice on pick up lines, not how to act as hero la.

Hmm.. I suggest you wait for the chance to bump into her again, then look directly into her eyes and says to her:

"Hey, I think your husband is a jerk. Please dump him and I will take care of you for the rest of your life!"

Eh ... I thought must be more 'heong' to make an impression. How about "Hot mama, ditch that loser and get into my car ... You can play with my gear knob, I am good with playing 'headlights', I know how to polish nice bum-per, and can definitely fill up your tank ..."

yangguo · #15 29-01-2014, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by hayashi72

I got a hot and sexy neighbour staying a few units away from me. Young married lady in her late 20s or early 30s, no kids.

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Originally Posted by bigbrudder

Eh ... I thought must be more 'heong' to make an impression. How about "Hot mama, ditch that loser and get into my car ... You can play with my gear knob, I am good with playing 'headlights', I know how to polish nice bum-per, and can definitely fill up your tank ..."

Wrong again, she is not mama yet.