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Fergie get's voicemails from Dalglish, Mancini and Beckham after defeat to Basel.


Alex Ferguson walks out of Press conference


To the tune of Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer

Sir Alex, United's manager,
Has a very shiny nose,
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it glows.

All of the other managers,
used to laugh and call him names,
They wouldn't let Sir Alex,
Play in any manager's games.

Then one disastrous Wednesday night,
Jose rang to say,
Alex with your nose so bright,
You can play on Thursday nights.

Then all the managers loved him,
And they shouted out with glee,
Alex you purple nosed *******,
Enjoy playing Europa League

*To In the Bleak Midwinter

In the bleak of Switzerland,
United were undone,
Basel scored two cracker goals,
The Mancs weren't having fun.

The 90 minute mark was drawing near,
Panic in the red camp,
There came a look of dread and fear,
On the face of that purple-nosed tramp.

It looks like United are on the slide,
They're playing with fatigue,
All their players looked proper sad,
To join the Europa League.

The rest of the country had a laugh,
The pubs were all alive,
With Reds galore all shouting with glee,
'Thursday Nights Channel 5!'

Originally Posted by pirambi

sanity still prevails with the champions fans. Had it been the fool team, the fools here would have called for axing the manager. Its been boring to play always in the big league, just wanted to see what the league the fools have been playing in the past years...

Fools will never learn as you are