A joke to relax:
Two lesbians were making love and the first lesbian started to finger and then fist the second lesbian. The second lesbian got into mmod and asked the first lesbian to fist her with 2 hands....slowly, they worked up to elbow deep in fisting.
Then the second lesbian asked the first to clap. Much as the first lesbian tried to clap (elbow deep with both hands in the first lesbian's cunt), she couldn't.
Then the second lesbian said, "My cunt is tight, isn't it".