[Marmots]

I want a captain that roars at dumbasses that tries to score instead of passing to a player in a better position.
I want a schmeichel that fucks the defenders upside down when he is exposed.
I want a keane that screws the players left right center when they lax.
I want a cantona that stares with a deadly icy glare when players tries needless runs.

Man Utd needs to have a real true captain who leads and motivates.

But for now, I would just settle for 1, just 1, any player to motivate the squad on the field.

And also, Man Utd getting into Top 4.