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Originally Posted by chupchaikia
Then came the issue of his Internet nick. Somehow he felt safe hiding behind his monitor screen, in the comforts of his home. All the previous nicks that he had used had garnered a lot of negative comments so he scratched his head. What name should he use next?
Maybe someone out in the forum can give him a good suggestion?
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The bored little Ah Boy logged in
using one of his many nicks and started typing on his keyboard, “Hi guys!” He started. “I’m bored.”
“I’m
pretending to be a 22-year old virgin but in actual fact, I’ve lost my virginity to a call girl that I paid for with a bag of coins.”
I feel so ashamed being a secondary school dropout while my younger sisters have all completed their JC so I spend all my time drinking, smoking in my room and browsing forums. Do you think I need help?” He continued to type, laughing at his own jokes.
He took a deep breath and he continued, “I never had a girlfriend; I only dated the girl staying next door but
she kicked me in the nuts once cos she caught me flashing my younger sisters; she broke up with me since. I have a sad life.
I don’t have any friends in real life so trolling in forums makes me feel good.”
Ah Boy was really a sorry piece of shit because, a day in and day out, he would just post useless shit on the Internet, pretending to be one persona or another. One day he would pretend to be a
dream... Another he would make-believe he was a
knight.
Ah Boy would ask nonsensical questions in the forum and when people responded to him, he would act as if he were the Alpha and the
Omega.
But more and more people know of his clones and that Ah Boy was just a
delusional, pathetic loser. for one thing, the reason why he had so many nicks was because he was
ashamed of his very own given name.